Learning a new language is always a two-part process.
You go to class and learn the basics of polite conversation and everyday objects, like "How are you? After four years of learning French in high school, the two sentences I remember best are "I would like a ham sandwich" and "You have a porcupine stuck up your behind.
It was the same in college, when I started to learn American Smutty males flip fuck Language. My friends and I would learn new vulgar words and phrases, and excitedly share them with each other. It was so interesting to see what this other culture did to express the same taboo concepts, to see how we were united in that, hearing and deaf alike, we all thought about these unmentionable things and put names to them. I wanted to let everyone else see how exciting and fun it was.
After two and a half years of a successful YouTube channel posting videos as I've learned new phrases, I'm proud to share my new book, "Super Smutty Sign Language" [St. Here are a few examples:. Tap here to turn on desktop notifications to get the news sent straight to you.
Here are a few examples: How can this be one of the finest insults known to man, and still make absolutely no sense? What is a douche canoe? Are you in a canoe paddling through douches?
Is the canoe made of douches? Urban Dictionary helps to clarify by explaining that the phrase describes a level of douche so high that one would need a canoe to contain it, which I suppose helps a little bit.
I think this adds to its charm.
It might even be the next best thing to actual motorboating. Nothing complicated and no extra explanations, just like the booty call itself. This is the perfect explanation for a lot of questions.
Anytime you wonder why the world seems to spite you, you now have an answer. To put this into sign language is pretty straightforward. Every night, you masturbate. Sometimes, there comes a time at the end of a night of heavy drinking where you decide it would be a great idea to run naked through town.
This phrase also follows my theory that the best insults make absolutely no sense when taken literally. What is a twat waffle?
Do you still put syrup on it? If you were able to, it was totally worth it.
Not only were you able to ask this question, but as an awesome added bonus, you also had a sweet mustache that caused all the ladies to swoon at your manliness. Put the two signs together in a sentence, and you have the makings of an ultra-suave pick-up line.
How the name came about, though, I have no idea. Instead, one has to explain the concept of what a blumpkin is, which is still pretty exciting.
Pants parties are always fun. One of the best things about pants parties is that they frequently lead to no-pants parties.